absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared



leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

haramzayn:

i love zayn with all my heart and ass