hauntedhurley:

fall out fuckboy
my chemical fuckboy
all time fuckboy
of mice & fuckmen
bring fuckboys the horizon
fuckboy-182
green fuckboy
arctic fuckboys
fuckboy starship
three days fuckboy
panic! at the disco

feat:

the only dates i need are tour dates

I have nipples too, you aren’t that special!
― Alex Gaskarth when he saw girls flashing him (4/06/14)

(Source: bakakarat)

Ashton: biceps as big as africa
Luke: shoulders as wide as australia
Calum: booty as nice as canada
Michael: dick bigger than the tower, i aint talkin bout eiffel
― give credits (via 5sostrum)

(Source: gowiththeflowzx)

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)